the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via ifitmeansnothingtoyou)

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

(via robertriandavvson)

starbuckers:

Having lots of friends means nothing to me. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

(via v4nitysfair)

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